Beer contains female hormones
Last month scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (Phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the these men :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.